Today, I had to go to the INAP to certify my language skills in the three mandatory languages, being French, Luxembourgish and German. While I’m not all that happy to have to prove this (given I passed a language test, but not this one, when I tried becoming a teacher, and can prove it), let’s just play by the rules.
I wasn’t all that worried when I went there, since orally I’m quite capable of bullshitting myself through anything. I’m pretty sure I bullshitted fine for that part of the test: “Oral expression”. Basically, talk a bit about a given topic.
I wasn’t really prepared for the second part of the test, and it feels as if I thoroughly failed it. That part was called “Oral comprehension”. The test basically amounted to this: get a bunch of multiple choice questions, of the type where more than one answer may be chosen. Then you have to listen to a recording about a certain topic, you check when you think is correct, and that was is. (On some recording you could listen a second time, but that’s semantics). Sounds simple, right?
Well, not to me. The questions felt as if they were designed to confuse you. I’ll give an example from the German test, being the chosen lowest tier for me. (If you need to know, I chose French: hardest, Luxembourgish: intermediate, German: simple). The first question already put me in “fuck, what the hell do they want me to reply mode?”, and I kept in that mode pretty much all the way. Basically, it was a recording of a lady buying prescription medicine for high blood pressure.
Q: The lady was in a ?
[ ] Shop
[ ] Pharmacy
[ ] Football stadium
So, you see, it can give you one point, so perhaps it means only one answer is correct. I know she’s in a pharmacy, so I checked that… However, a pharmacy is also a shop, so I checked that too. It’s only logical.
However, is that what they wanted to see? I have no idea. Why wife disagrees: I should only have checked “Pharmacy”, because “I think too far”. Fine, but in my eyes that would be incorrect.
Q: The lady bought non-prescription drugs?
[ ] False
[ ] True
[ ] This was not addressed in the recording
Since she bought explicitly prescription drugs, the logical answer was “False”, but then eventual drugs she could also have bought were not addressed in the recording. Technically, she could also have bought non-prescription drugs while buying prescription drugs, right? That it wasn’t addressed in the recording, does not mean it didn’t happen, right? Even if it didn’t happen, it wasn’t addressed specifically in the recording, So it might be “false” + not addressed”. I chose “False” in this case, but frankly, I could make an argument for it not being addressed in the recording, because no word was said about non-prescription drugs.
These kind of convulsing questions, continued and believe me, it only became worse in the higher difficulty levels. To the point, whether I think these questions were not conceived correctly. The French one was especially hard: for most questions, I had no idea what was expected of me, because that was what I was thinking “what do they expect from me?”, not “what does the recording say?”. Bad situation to be in, I know.
It’s not that I didn’t understand what the audio snippets were about, it just is that the questions seemed to make an extra point of wanting to screw you over.
I know the goal is to check “comprehension”, so perhaps linguists can make an argument for this approach to be correct. The computer scientist in me just screams “too vague”, “not well-defined”, “specification is missing”, of course, people in languages don’t think in such ways, I fear.
I, for one, would not be surprised I completely blew that part of the test.